Why Bother?
The COVID-19 pandemic has really put a damper on hookup culture, and to us college kids, that’s pretty fucking terrifying. Peer testimonies have even gone as far as to say:
“Corona is a total cockblock."
That’s where we come in.
PandemicPartner is here with a solution to end your dry spell. In the era of social distancing we can’t promise you’re gonna get laid, but our compatibility quiz will match you up with your pandemic soulmate whether that be a future love interest or international crisis BFF.
Who should get involved?
We designed PandemicPartner to cater to various ‘rona-related existential crises.
Take our compatibility quiz if:
You were abroad and didn’t have time to meet your Italian Stallion.
You were abroad and had to leave your Italian Stallion behind.
Your S/O was a scumbag and ended things because they couldn’t deal with a “socially-distanced relationship.”
You’re Class of 2020 and just found out you have to enter the real world 3 months early (whaddup post-grad), but you aren't ready to start dating a 30-something-year-old Goldman Sachs investment banker.
You didn’t have time to make your boyfriend who wasn’t your boyfriend your boyfriend because the semester got cut short.
#simpnation
Coming back from college has reminded you how fucking annoying your family is. Listening to your dad work from home is the bane of your existence. All you do is bum around on your couch all day in the same outfit you wore yesterday. You have to sneak in masturbating at obscure hours. Seeing your homies do push-ups and draw food on their Instagram stories deeply upsets you and makes you question your friendships. Your hometown drug dealer has taken a sabbatical. Who the fuck knows what’s good with your internship? Quarantine was funny for 3 days, but now you’re realizing this is the new way of life with no definitive end date and our country is not equipped to handle it. Cabin fever is at a all time high and life sucks.
You are bored and horny.
You hate Corona.